Tiva Or Die

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One of my personal favorite TIVA moments.  Except I really like the scene right before this where Tony is all sarcastic about how it’d be a real shame to loose evidence.

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TONY; Well, I’m looking down your shirt right now.
ZIVA; See anything good?
TONY; Yeah. Real good. But I’m not entirely sure it’s worth dying- [Ziva clips the bomb wire, Tony winces] over.
ZIVA; Not worth dying over. [zips up her jacket] I’ll remember that.
TONY; What if I said it was?
ZIVA; Now you’ll never know.

NCIS, 4x07 Sandblast

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McGEE; So this is the guy Ziva was drooling over.
ZIVA; I wasn’t drooling!
TONY; Please. I saw you undressing him with your bedroom eyes.
ZIVA; At least I’m not the one asking him if he waxed his eyebrows.
TONY; It’s important to appreciate the competition. [Ziva laughs]

NCIS, 4x13 Sharif Returns

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He likes it when she talks dirty to him.

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ZIVA; You know, I think McGee was right.
TONY; He was, was he?
ZIVA; It takes almost all of my willpower to resist the urges I have when I’m around you, Tony. Maybe it’s about time to just give in, yes?
TONY; And by “give in”, you mean…
ZIVA; Letting loose.
TONY; Ah.
ZIVA; Doing what comes naturally to me.
TONY; Yeah, I thought I was picking up that vibe the first time we went undercover together.
ZIVA; You were?
TONY; Uh-huh.
ZIVA; In fact, I almost did it the first night in the hotel room.
TONY; Hmm. Really.
ZIVA; But my father wouldn’t approve.
TONY; Because I’m not Jewish?
ZIVA; Because he gets very angry when I kill a co-worker.
TONY; [laughs] Like I believed you for even a second!
ZIVA; I’m sure you didn’t. [slaps him playfully]